my life keeps getting better

Plank Pose on a sheet of sea ice?
It's harder than you might think.

Yay, the pipes thawed. I have running water in the bathroom again. The temp has been above 20 degrees all weekend. The power has been on pretty consistently. We've got two feet of snow, things are look up. Oh wait, what's that sound?? Just my carbon monoxide detector going off. Awesome. So while there is indeed power here, I had to turn off my furnace and air out my apartment. Landlord? Out of town for the foreseeable future. Shit.

Somebody might be able to come look at it on Monday.

I give up.