Student 1: What'd you guys do during PE today?
Student 2: We played 3 on 3 basketball. Ms. Moody is actually pretty good at basketball.
This quote is funny for two reasons:
1.
I’m not even “kind of” good at basketball. In
fact, I don’t think that I’ve even played basketball since my days at Elk Plain
Elementary. This is the glory of
working with middle school age children… I discovered this a long time ago: I’m better at doing almost everything than a 12 year old. Seriously, with
only a few exceptions, I can do most things better than they can. And they
occasionally notice, and think that I have some type of super power. It's a makes up for all the other stuff you have to put up with working with these little shit heads.
2.
They way this kid said it, was like he was
absolutely amazed that I could possibly be good at anything…like (this is what he was
thinking) here’s this woman, mean, smells bad, terrible at teaching, but
actually, pretty good at basketball….. totally astonished.
I personally thought it was hilarious.
Oh man, it’s been a month since I blogged, terrible, no
excuse, just busy I guess. Happs include single handedly putting on a Geography
Bee for the entire school, students against teachers, the high school student
team won. I was pretty jazzed. Considering I hate trivia, I actually really
enjoying geography challenges.
Another less exciting thing but significant none the less, I
put traction tires on my car and have been forcing myself to drive in the snow.
This may not seem significant, but I have sincere anxiety about driving in the
snow which is a real hindrance to my outdoor adventures considering it’s snowy
here for several months out of the year. So yeah, that’s it, I’m a little
bit proud that I’m overcoming a fear and learning a super practical life skill.
I’m coming home on December 15th for three weeks.
I don’t have much planned except a 253 Christmas party with all my old Rosewood
homies, dinner and drinks with my home girl/cousin Marian, drinking coffee,
drinking beer, practicing yoga and eating delicious food, other than that no
plans. Holler at your girl to get on the schedule.
Okay, start drinking water now!
Well than I will have to make some plans for you.
ReplyDeletePerhaps a dinner out or at our house.
Uncle Bart.
P.S. Your probably better at basketball than me.